Our bed has blue sheets on it.  I sleep with 2 pillows.  A little normal sized pillow that I stole from a hotel room while on a trip in college to the guys volleyball conference in Virginia (I was their manager) and (shut up its comfy, I know it’s from a hotel but I loved it and needed to have it.  And then I also sleep with a king sized pillow that I put next to me/under the top half of my body.

Last night when I went to sleep both pillows were adorned in their blue pillow cases.  This morning when I woke up the king sized pillow next to/under me was white.  As in, shed it’s pillow case some time in the middle of the night and all that was left was the pillow all nekked and stuff!!!  I don’t know how this happened.  The pillow stripped itself in the middle of the night.  And that’s not easy to do.  A king sized pillow just fits inside the pillow case and the sheets are not that easy to wiggle out of.  (These sheets we have that I bought this last time are not the best on earth and are kind of like glorified sand paper.)

So I don’t know how this happened, but apparently there are strippers in our bed now and not the kind that a man would get any pleasure out of.  It’s so weird, I have no idea how this happened.

P.S. It is now 7:30 and LF just woke up.  She went to sleep at 8:30 last night.  That’s 11 hours people…ELEVEN!!!  Holy crap!!!