Our bed has blue sheets on it. I sleep with 2 pillows. A little normal sized pillow that I stole from a hotel room while on a trip in college to the guys volleyball conference in Virginia (I was their manager) and (shut up its comfy, I know it’s from a hotel but I loved it and needed to have it. And then I also sleep with a king sized pillow that I put next to me/under the top half of my body.
Last night when I went to sleep both pillows were adorned in their blue pillow cases. This morning when I woke up the king sized pillow next to/under me was white. As in, shed it’s pillow case some time in the middle of the night and all that was left was the pillow all nekked and stuff!!! I don’t know how this happened. The pillow stripped itself in the middle of the night. And that’s not easy to do. A king sized pillow just fits inside the pillow case and the sheets are not that easy to wiggle out of. (These sheets we have that I bought this last time are not the best on earth and are kind of like glorified sand paper.)
So I don’t know how this happened, but apparently there are strippers in our bed now and not the kind that a man would get any pleasure out of. It’s so weird, I have no idea how this happened.
P.S. It is now 7:30 and LF just woke up. She went to sleep at 8:30 last night. That’s 11 hours people…ELEVEN!!! Holy crap!!!
