Dear Pukefest 2008,
I surrender!
See? This is me raising my white flag!
I’m so over you!
Done!
You just made me cry!
For real!
I can’t take much any more of you!
I don’t like you at anytime of day…ESPECIALLY those times with an A.M. after the clock digits!!! ESPECIALLY EARLY A.M. single clock digits!!!
I think my septic system would thank you kindly to go somewhere else too!
And my washer!
And my fryer!
And the hubbie (who also has been fighting his own illness thankyouverymuch)
And my dog!
And my cat!
And everything thing in my house living and nonliving alike!
I’m not going to tell you that you suck because then that would be bad karma and then I’d be plagued with you for another God knows how many more weeks. We are now at 3 weeks of pukefest 2008!!!
And I am done!
Please go to another house!
And leave my little girl alone.
Insincerely yours,
LFm
P.S. Take diarrhea with you when you go!!! He’ll be all packed and ready to go, I”ll make sure he doesn’t keep you waiting around!!! kthanxbai

