Starting now! Once a month I will try to post an entry that outlines the search terms people have entered and somehow ended up with my blog it their search retrieval. It will most likely be at the end of the month. I’ll have to be vigilant about checking up on them in my stats page though. Some of these crack me up (my notes in italics)…

Chicken Scapriello

Yummmm!!!

Torturing my nipples in cups

Wha? I know breastfeeding can cause some to feel like your nipples are being tortured, but I don’t know anything about in cups.

happy birthday turtle

Yup, happy birthday!!!

rub cousin’s feet

Iew…and gross…and just iew…

ode to grandma

Hi grandma!!!

I am an M&M

Loves me some M&M’s…separated into their respective colors of course, or maybe some M&M art?

Stuck on you octopus costume for babies

Bah…over rated!!! It looks better with the clam shell. Letting a friend donate it to less fortunate kids in the hospital.

Redeem pull tabs soda

Hate…HATE…the bag still sits on the counter next to the garbage can in the kitchen, barely more full than it was when I wrote the post about this evil evil hobby.

Making a window seat from an old door

I know nothing about this…I’ve never made a window seat out of an old door and never plan to.

potty training cold bath

I am potty training Li’l Foot, but what’s up with the cold bath…that’s weird!!!

how should a boy be in-order to get a ea

To get a what? Now I’m curious!! Sometimes it’s just not fair that these search engine terms are so cryptic.

birthday shout out

Happy Birthday (sometimes belated!)

where is the best place to get your ears

Cleaned? Waxed? Pierced? Shaved? Burned? Iced? Enlarged? Tested?…What?

being fed by a silverspoon

I’ve never been and I like it that way. I mean I’ve eaten with my mom’s silverware and our silverware, but I’ve never actually been fed with silverware by someone else. Maybe I guess when I’m old and in a nursing home or something, I can bring my silver set with me and request they feed me with my silver?

paranoid mother syndrome

I. Am. Not. Paranoid!

Foot tales

I have some tales about feet! I should share my yellow foot tale one of these days. Have I already done that? Tell me if I have please!

Split hair & Photo of Split ends

As of last weekend I am free and clear of any and all split ends…And although there were pictures taken of me while I had that gross unhealthy long hair, I don’t think any of the pictures were close enough to see the detail of just how bad my split ends truly were.

Picture of halushki

I don’t have any pictures of halushki but it’s a good blog to read. I like it!

Peaks Island

If I could be anywhere, this place is it!!! Free from e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g.

boogies bodies themes

Huh? I can’t even imagine how my blog came up as a search result for these terms. Odd, no?

maine boob pics

I did not take any pictures of my boobs in Maine. I do find this picture amusing though. It’s almost as if her boobs are weighing down my boobs!!

Stop looking at my split ends

Okay, okay…I will stop looking at your split ends!!!  Sheesh!

How do I stop looking for split ends in

In what?  Split ends in what? Your mane of hair? It’s addictive isn’t it.  I could sit there for hours looking for my split ends (when I had some) and then splitting them.  I know, I’m lame!

Donate-my-hair

I wanted to, boy did I want to…but I don’t even think an African Hairless cat would’ve wanted it.  All those split ends and general unhealthiness of it.  Plus I wasn’t willing to go that short, but it was more about the unhealthiness of it.